jesus. jack got married????? my relationship with my contacts is longer than theirs.
Yo, Pepsi fired some shots, but Coca Cola fucking bazooka’d them back.
"Drop the "The." Just "Facebook." It’s cleaner."
[job interviewer voice] we found naked pictures of you during a quick google search for your name and we wish to inform you…… that your bod is slammin’ 10/10 you’re hired see you monday
Americans pronouncing it ‘Noo-tella’ as if it were made from fucking hazelnoots.